Well what can I say about me? A lot of you already know who I am so this may be pretty boring or you’re just having a nosey because you’re stalking me. Ha ha

I was born in may back in the olden days in a small town near Manchester. That town is called Bury. You Know where black puddings are made and it has a world famous market that no one outside of Bury has ever heard of. I was born back in the olden days when telly was black and white and I think the rest of the world was too. The fateful year was 1983. I’m not gonna say how old I am for a couple of reasons:

• Sheer laziness as I don’t want to be updating this every year.
• I want you to do some maths to figure it out. (it will keep you busy and out of mischief for a little while)

I was born and bred in Bury. There isn’t really much to say about that. The most exciting thing from my childhood is I was in the year that got expelled from high school. That was all down to a few naughty people that decided to put maggots and cockroaches all over the school. I was a good boy at school. I still am a good boy now, I have the DBS forms to prove it.

I’ve had a few different jobs in the past ranging from cheffing, serving food in old people’s homes and the last one was dealing with naughty people over the phone. There have been a few different things in between too.

I’m now a jobless bum again. This time though its due to health issues. In 2017 I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Since the diagnosis things have gone downhill. I now have issues sleeping, walking, talking and thinking. It can be pretty pants. Especially when you’re in the middle of a conversation and you have no idea what you’re talking about and who you’re talking to. My main method of transportation is other people driving me round and my wheelchair. I can walk a bit but it makes me really tired so have to be careful, if I get tired everything else goes to pot too.

What hobbies do I have? I used to be really into line dancing. That’s when I could dance. I haven’t danced now since May 2016. It can be pretty pants as it’s something I used to love. I just can’t do it anymore. If I did I’d be completely lost and have no idea what’s going on. I’m also into spiritual things, psychic stuff and alternative therapies. I like Reiki, Karuna and crystal therapies. I’m also a natural psychic medium (even though large is more fitting at the moment, lol). I love ghost hunts and helping people out either psychically or in a mediumistic way.

I think that’s about enough from me for now but if you have any questions get in touch and let me know.